Michael Fabricant has vowed to wear a false moustache during Prime Minister’s Questions at noon on Wednesday 27th November for ‘Movember’ and the charity: Prostate Cancer UK.

Michael Fabricant, who is still waiting for his false moustache to be delivered, says: “I briefly did consider growing a real moustache for Movember, but I guessed it might have turned out a blond peach-like fuzz.

“So instead, the full Monty, albeit a fake full Monty, was my next choice. I just hope on this occasion, the 27th November, I don’t get called to ask the Prime Minister a question. Raising an important issue like HS2 might be difficult with a false handlebar moustache nestling and tickling beneath my nose. I also hope that the adhesive is made to a reliable quality.

“But there is a serious point to all this. Prostate cancer is a killer and I do hope that readers will contribute generously to Prostate Cancer UK via the website:

http://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/MichaelFabricant

You can follow Michael and his Movember campaign on Twitter @Mike_Fabricant

The photo shows what Michael might look like with his ‘Full Monty’